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Heisman Gator Location: Being a Citizen Soldier
Registered: April 01, 2008
Posts: 1018
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The Best Living Will I've Seen
I, MAXINE, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of lawyers or doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Glass of wine chocolate Margarita Chicken fried steak White gravy ice cream Mexican food chocolate French fries chocolate Pizza chocolate cup of tea chocolate KFC Chicken Sex chocolate It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing'... and call it a day! I'll see ya`ll on the other side. |
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First Lady of GSMB Heisman Gator Location: Tallahassee, FL
Registered: March 19, 2008
Posts: 1316
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very funny! |
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Heisman Gator Location: Mutts President
Registered: February 18, 2008
Posts: 2266
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Seems she has come to terms with her own mortality.
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Heisman Gator Location: ucf
Registered: February 15, 2008
Posts: 1420
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..... mom?
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Heisman Gator Location: Being a Citizen Soldier
Registered: April 01, 2008
Posts: 1018
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El Guapo Head Ball Coach Registered: February 17, 2008
Posts: 4165
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BOYCOTT ALL ADVERTISERS ON THIS BOARD. DO NOT CLICK ON THEIR LINKS OR VISIT THEIR WEBSITES |
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