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The Best Living Will I've Seen




I, MAXINE, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of lawyers or doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
chocolate
Margarita
Chicken fried steak
White gravy
ice cream
Mexican food
chocolate
French fries
chocolate
Pizza
chocolate
cup of tea
chocolate
KFC Chicken
Sex
chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing'... and call it a day! I'll see ya`ll on the other side.
First Lady of GSMB
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laugh

very funny!


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Seems she has come to terms with her own mortality. Cool
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..... mom?

hmm



quote:
"barack obama says he wants change. thats the last thing we need in the white house is a black dude beggin for change. you here that obama? i'm keepin my quarters."- lil bush.
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quote:
Originally posted by lucky number slevin:
..... mom?

hmm




dunno Has it been on here before? Sorry. Red Face I didn't see it but I didn't really look either. shifty
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