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GSMB Postmaster General Location: 15 out of 18 biatches
Registered: February 18, 2008
Posts: 1017
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I ordered pizza for my employees. Once they left, I ripped one and the cleaning crew just happen to hear it. I was a little
 but then I realized they clean stall 3 and I was like     |
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Newbie Moderator Bull Gator  Location: Santo Poco
Registered: February 15, 2008
Posts: 7160
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 Did you get "a look" from them? __________________________________________ BOYCOTT ALL ADVERTISERS ON THIS BOARD. DO NOT CLICK ON THEIR LINKS OR VISIT THEIR WEBSITES.  |
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El Guapo Head Ball Coach  Registered: February 17, 2008
Posts: 4165
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I was on vacation a few months ago, sitting in the hotel eating breakfast with my family. So I was going to let out a quite one. There were 3 guys fixing their food just yards from me. Well I let it go, (came out, very loud) one of them looked up and said to the other"Silly Americans"
We laughed for bout 10 minutes BOYCOTT ALL ADVERTISERS ON THIS BOARD. DO NOT CLICK ON THEIR LINKS OR VISIT THEIR WEBSITES |
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GSMB Postmaster General Location: 15 out of 18 biatches
Registered: February 18, 2008
Posts: 1017
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It looked to be a nonenglish speaking woman. I got a strange look so i started making noises with my mouth to play it off.  |
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GSMB Postmaster General Location: 15 out of 18 biatches
Registered: February 18, 2008
Posts: 1017
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GSMB Postmaster General Location: 15 out of 18 biatches
Registered: February 18, 2008
Posts: 1017
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check your pm  |
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Newbie Moderator Bull Gator Location: Santo Poco
Registered: February 15, 2008
Posts: 7160
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I doubt you could play off the aroma.  __________________________________________ BOYCOTT ALL ADVERTISERS ON THIS BOARD. DO NOT CLICK ON THEIR LINKS OR VISIT THEIR WEBSITES. |
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The Bartender Head Ball Coach  Location: Servin' 'em up in Santo Poco
Registered: February 21, 2008
Posts: 2902
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Unless it's been a while since the teeth have seen a brush. |
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Newbie Moderator Bull Gator Location: Santo Poco
Registered: February 15, 2008
Posts: 7160
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That's true... What kind of pizza was it? __________________________________________ BOYCOTT ALL ADVERTISERS ON THIS BOARD. DO NOT CLICK ON THEIR LINKS OR VISIT THEIR WEBSITES. |
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GSMB Bachelor Head Ball Coach  Location: Santo Poco
Registered: February 23, 2008
Posts: 3689
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   We Ride! We Fight! We Love! |
Senior Gator Registered: February 27, 2008
Posts: 435
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I was in the grocery store the other day and felt somethin movin...so I found an aisle where I could "let off some steam". I let a champ go then looked around and this woman and her kids had just turned the corner......
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Senior Gator Registered: February 27, 2008
Posts: 435
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"Clean Up On Aisle Seven!"
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First Lady of GSMB Heisman Gator  Location: Tallahassee, FL
Registered: March 19, 2008
Posts: 1312
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wow to this entire thread.
 but i have to admit i laughed.   |
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Senior Gator Registered: February 27, 2008
Posts: 435
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Whats funny is she acted like nothin happened....Im sorry but if someone busted a good one around me I would at least have to give em the thumbs up or sumthin.
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True Gator Location: Chicago
Registered: February 19, 2008
Posts: 659
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I have a friend who takes pride in leaving "presents" for people as he walks by them in a crowded Walmart.
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Heisman Gator Location: Sicily
Registered: February 20, 2008
Posts: 1248
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This reminds me of an incident I had at a big family dinner a few years back.
My protein powder has been known to generate some large and lethal quantities of gas, but for the sake of my loved ones I decided to step outside to relieve myself that day. So when I felt like my intestines were about to explode, I stepped out on the back patio and unleashed a brutal onslaught.....without realizing that my uncle was out there smoking a cigarette. I was quite shocked when I turned around to walk back inside and saw my uncle standing there. His reaction? "Wow! Good one!"   |
Redshirt Gator Registered: February 21, 2008
Posts: 66
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Some folks call that crop dustin' One of the best things about kids...You can blame any noises or foul smells on them! No ba$tard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ba$tard die for his country. - General George S. Patton  |
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Newbie Moderator Bull Gator Location: Santo Poco
Registered: February 15, 2008
Posts: 7160
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