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What is all these old ladies on the Vol and Gator Boards in a tizzy about a little fine on Urban Meyer. Like he can't afford it ? You think I give a flying Oxen Fart that a millionaire coach has to shelve out a few Hamilton's. What does all this accomplish anyway for either Vol or Gator ? You people need some Albanian DNA in your makeup.

Fine Meyer $100,000 or hold a ticker tape parade down the main street of hick Gainesville. I don't care. Unlike you Kiffin haters I don't see any benefits in demonizing Coach Meyer. Outside of he UT game I wish UM all the best. The better he does the sooner he'll go to Notre Dame

Here is my dream scenario with Urban Meyer

Interview with Lee Corso

Corso:
Coach, what happened in the Tennessee game ?
Meyer:
Tennessee played well but without key injuries, a lot of replacements on defense and being Brantley's third game we would have won the game.

Corso:
Well coach, don't you think Tennessee is long due a victory over Florida ? Don't forget the game was in Neylalnd and Coach Kiffin was starting his second year.
Meyer:
No. We ;lost because of unforeseen cirucunstance not because Tennessee was a better tame or Kiffin a smarter coach

Corso:
You left out one small factor they played in the outcome. Your superstar Heisman Trophy Winning quarterback, Tim Tebow graduated.
Meyer:
No. No. Brantley is twice the passer Tim was and we'll break a lot of records before he's trough. I'm really getting tired of answering this question.

Corso:
Coach, it's not just me. ESPN, Fox and other networks are bringing up the same question ? Are you telling me losing TEbow's leadership, inspiring pep talks and his unique ability to get that 3rd and 1, 2 or 3 and 4th down with 1-3 years ? Come on, Coach, tell the truth before the American people
Meyer:
Alright. OK. You demand I say it, I'll say it. I'm sick of you F'n people ragging me in this issue. WE lost and we'll lose countless games because we don't have Tim Tebow to save the day in the 4rth quarter in big games. We son't win the SEC Championship, compete for the National Championship and end up is some God awful Toilette Bowl. There. Are you happy ? Do you fill better ?


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Posted September 25, 2009 10:01 AM
Seriously, if the mods don't ban this troll, I'm done with this forum.

Originally posted by P8R G8R:
Could we PLEASE stop talking about Tenn on the Gatorsports website!! PLEASE!!!

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Wearing jorts all over the world

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
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I didn't read your drivel. I opened it and then saw who posted. My bad.


Winning at Doak used to be like trying to have sex with a virgin. If you were lucky, you might have gotten a sniff.

Doak Campbell stadium is now a filthy, disease-infested prostitute, teeming with the stench of other team's victories.


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For once I agree with you. I didn't read any of your post but the fine and the ensuing hoopla are drops in the ocean. Meyer took one for his QB, nuff said. He and Spikes are men and I love it. On to 9-0 and the SECCG. UT...wait til next year.
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Awe... you cry yourself to sleep every night saying, "Just wait until Tebow is gone so we might have a chance." Just like when Manning was at UT and...

Oh, no, wait, it's actually nothing like that at all. He could have stayed at UT forever for all we cared.


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Nope, Meyer couldn't win with Alex Smith, He couldn't win with Chris Leak, so he probably can't win with Johnny Brantley. Keep dreamin Dork.

btw, what do these mean?

shelve out
cirucunstance
Tennessee was a better tame
trough
son't
Do you fill better?


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I don't even care how pathetic it sounds: I'd rather the Canez lose more games than see UF win another national title at this point. 2010 is coming no matter what so what does it even matter what happens in 2009 at this point?

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York the chances your interview dream come true are almost like that dream of you winning the lottery. I think it 1 in almost 14 million.
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that interview was so full of wishful thinking on your part it's unbelievable. "Do you fill better?"..do you need an English coach as well?
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Albanians should sue Alvin Dork for defamation of character from his attempts to claim Albanian heritage.


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Why did you put a space before all of your question marks? Are you trying to make yourself look like a complete idiot?
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Man that is just plain stupid. You could not find your rear end if you had a search party telling you where its at!

Tell Lame to start getting his $$$$ ready. That BOY could not keep his mouth shut if his life depends on it
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quote:
Originally posted by Mid-SouthGator:
Why did you put a space before all of your question marks? Are you trying to make yourself look like a complete idiot?


He is not trying. He is just being himself.

Also, the descendants of the real Alvin York, the World War I hero, should sue this tool for bringing disgrace to that name.


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Originally posted by GatorInMontgomery:
quote:
Originally posted by Mid-SouthGator:
Why did you put a space before all of your question marks? Are you trying to make yourself look like a complete idiot?


He is not trying. He is just being himself.

Also, the descendants of the real Alvin York, the World War I hero, should sue this tool for bringing disgrace to that name.


Somebody's on a whining jag tonight. Now here is somebody in dire need of Squiptar genes


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Posted September 25, 2009 10:01 AM
Seriously, if the mods don't ban this troll, I'm done with this forum.

Originally posted by P8R G8R:
Could we PLEASE stop talking about Tenn on the Gatorsports website!! PLEASE!!!

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Wearing jorts all over the world

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
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Fantasy land.

Just like you dream some day you'll actually wake up with a girl.
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Originally posted by Blonde_Gator:
Fantasy land.

Just like you dream some day you'll actually wake up with a girl.


He's so used to snapping his carrot in the shower that when it rains unexpectandly he has to hide somewhere so no one sees him jerking his hang down.....@ssclown


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York's right. After Shane Matthews graduates our little run of success will end. We got lucky on the title but it's over now that Wuerffel is gone. Doug Johnson? Grossman? Leak? Okay, now we're really done with Tebow leaving.

I just hope hope Lane Kiffin,the QB to be named later, a new offensive line, no Hardesty, and NFL rookie Eric Berry show us mercy.
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I didn't read your drivel.


Unfortunately, I did. You didn't miss a thing. Just Alvie being Alvie.
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We brought back the top 22 players on D this fall York, and they all aren't leaving.....

Dream on.....
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I thought your "dream scenario" included The Village People, a gallon of Crisco and a Turkish bath? noidea
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Kitten come down out of that tree and SHUT UP!


Just a view from one mile up!
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quote:
Originally posted by Alvin York:
What is all these old ladies on the Vol and Gator Boards in a tizzy about a little fine on Urban Meyer. Like he can't afford it ? You think I give a flying Oxen Fart that a millionaire coach has to shelve out a few Hamilton's. What does all this accomplish anyway for either Vol or Gator ? You people need some Albanian DNA in your makeup.

Fine Meyer $100,000 or hold a ticker tape parade down the main street of hick Gainesville. I don't care. Unlike you Kiffin haters I don't see any benefits in demonizing Coach Meyer. Outside of he UT game I wish UM all the best. The better he does the sooner he'll go to Notre Dame

Here is my dream scenario with Urban Meyer

Interview with Lee Corso

Corso:
Coach, what happened in the Tennessee game ?
Meyer:
Tennessee played well but without key injuries, a lot of replacements on defense and being Brantley's third game we would have won the game.

Corso:
Well coach, don't you think Tennessee is long due a victory over Florida ? Don't forget the game was in Neylalnd and Coach Kiffin was starting his second year.
Meyer:
No. We ;lost because of unforeseen cirucunstance not because Tennessee was a better tame or Kiffin a smarter coach

Corso:
You left out one small factor they played in the outcome. Your superstar Heisman Trophy Winning quarterback, Tim Tebow graduated.
Meyer:
No. No. Brantley is twice the passer Tim was and we'll break a lot of records before he's trough. I'm really getting tired of answering this question.

Corso:
Coach, it's not just me. ESPN, Fox and other networks are bringing up the same question ? Are you telling me losing TEbow's leadership, inspiring pep talks and his unique ability to get that 3rd and 1, 2 or 3 and 4th down with 1-3 years ? Come on, Coach, tell the truth before the American people
Meyer:
Alright. OK. You demand I say it, I'll say it. I'm sick of you F'n people ragging me in this issue. WE lost and we'll lose countless games because we don't have Tim Tebow to save the day in the 4rth quarter in big games. We son't win the SEC Championship, compete for the National Championship and end up is some God awful Toilette Bowl. There. Are you happy ? Do you fill better ?



And then you woke up......and had to change the sheets before going back to dream land.
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My dream scenario is you and Canething in a fight to the finish death match and it ends in a tie.
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Originally posted by Alvin York:
What is all these old ladies on the Vol and Gator Boards in a tizzy about a little fine on Urban Meyer. Like he can't afford it ? You think I give a flying Oxen Fart that a millionaire coach has to shelve out a few Hamilton's. What does all this accomplish anyway for either Vol or Gator ? You people need some Albanian DNA in your makeup.

Fine Meyer $100,000 or hold a ticker tape parade down the main street of hick Gainesville. I don't care. Unlike you Kiffin haters I don't see any benefits in demonizing Coach Meyer. Outside of he UT game I wish UM all the best. The better he does the sooner he'll go to Notre Dame

Here is my dream scenario with Urban Meyer

Interview with Lee Corso

Corso:
Coach, what happened in the Tennessee game ?
Meyer:
Tennessee played well but without key injuries, a lot of replacements on defense and being Brantley's third game we would have won the game.

Corso:
Well coach, don't you think Tennessee is long due a victory over Florida ? Don't forget the game was in Neylalnd and Coach Kiffin was starting his second year.
Meyer:
No. We ;lost because of unforeseen cirucunstance not because Tennessee was a better tame or Kiffin a smarter coach

Corso:
You left out one small factor they played in the outcome. Your superstar Heisman Trophy Winning quarterback, Tim Tebow graduated.
Meyer:
No. No. Brantley is twice the passer Tim was and we'll break a lot of records before he's trough. I'm really getting tired of answering this question.

Corso:
Coach, it's not just me. ESPN, Fox and other networks are bringing up the same question ? Are you telling me losing TEbow's leadership, inspiring pep talks and his unique ability to get that 3rd and 1, 2 or 3 and 4th down with 1-3 years ? Come on, Coach, tell the truth before the American people
Meyer:
Alright. OK. You demand I say it, I'll say it. I'm sick of you F'n people ragging me in this issue. WE lost and we'll lose countless games because we don't have Tim Tebow to save the day in the 4rth quarter in big games. We son't win the SEC Championship, compete for the National Championship and end up is some God awful Toilette Bowl. There. Are you happy ? Do you fill better ?


violin


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muttley
Alvin the Albanian albatross, chew spill lyke ur in 4rth graid.
Please remember moonshine + crack, kills.


"What their fans did when Percy got hurt is one of the first times I've ever seen almost a whole stadium cheer," Tebow said.

"I think that shows not very good sportsmanship. That kind of irritated me. I told the coaches just to get me the ball because I want to hit someone extremely hard the next play. I was a little shocked. It's a rivalry, but we're still playing a game."
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I think I"m going to laugh my ass off through many ball breaking threads when that dream scenario interview comes to fruition.

Ah, yes the word "fruition" . that will be our battle cry, our mantra

Definition of FRUITION (Free Online Dictionary)
Realization of something desired or worked for; accomplishment: labor finally coming to fruition

YES YES

Our Mantra for 2010 - FRUITION


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Posted September 25, 2009 10:01 AM
Seriously, if the mods don't ban this troll, I'm done with this forum.

Originally posted by P8R G8R:
Could we PLEASE stop talking about Tenn on the Gatorsports website!! PLEASE!!!

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Wearing jorts all over the world

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
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quote:
Originally posted by Alvin York:

Our Mantra for 2019 - FRUITION


At least you're setting a realistic timetable.
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quote:
Originally posted by sxottt:
quote:
Originally posted by Alvin York:

Our Mantra for 2019 - FRUITION


At least you're setting a realistic timetable.


Yep, I just noticed that typo. I hope that wasn't a Freudian slip
Smiler
2010... I meant 2010


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kcgator
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Posted September 25, 2009 10:01 AM
Seriously, if the mods don't ban this troll, I'm done with this forum.

Originally posted by P8R G8R:
Could we PLEASE stop talking about Tenn on the Gatorsports website!! PLEASE!!!

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Wearing jorts all over the world

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
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Alvin, even in your dream world you realize that the media would rather talk to Urban Meyer after a loss than Lame Kitten. I think even your subconscience realizes that your Lame coach is irrelevant.
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Alvin, even in your dream world you realize that the media would rather talk to Urban Meyer after a loss than Lame Kitten. I think even your subconscience realizes that your Lame coach is irrelevant.


Well naturally an Urban Meyer interview after a loss to Tennessee would be #1 interview. In our past Hangings and train wrecks always garnered higher ratings than other events. Everybody would be tuned in wondering what Urban is going to say ? Will he cry ? Will he lose his cool with an avalanche of profanity ? Will he whine with bogus excuses ?


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kcgator
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Posted September 25, 2009 10:01 AM
Seriously, if the mods don't ban this troll, I'm done with this forum.

Originally posted by P8R G8R:
Could we PLEASE stop talking about Tenn on the Gatorsports website!! PLEASE!!!

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Wearing jorts all over the world

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
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Why not save us the brain-rot you call a post and just post something shorter and just as plausible?

'The Loch Ness Monster issues a press release stating that it will sign a letter of commitment to play for UT."

You, like most of your Kifftarded Vol fans, have given up on the season. It's over, and has been over. You can't talk about this season any more. You're reduced to talking about next season already, the mantra of the UT football program. Lose to Florida, talk about next year, lose to Florida next year, talk about next year, lose again to Florida, talk about the year after...

In the meantime-Florida owns the series lead against your joke of a program, a five game win streak over your pathetic school and FSU, 2 national titles in 3 years, a third Heisman for a Gator, an 85% win record against UGA in the last 2 decades...(takes a sip), and UF will play in the SECCG, still in the hunt for the National Title, and if Tim hit's a hot streak, the Heisman is his.

Please, go back to Volnation where the season has ended already or save these little 'gems' for next season. Your little rants for attention are getting more and more pathetic.
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quote:
Originally posted by redrain:
Why not save us the brain-rot you call a post and just post something shorter and just as plausible?

'The Loch Ness Monster issues a press release stating that it will sign a letter of commitment to play for UT."

You, like most of your Kifftarded Vol fans, have given up on the season. It's over, and has been over. You can't talk about this season any more. You're reduced to talking about next season already, the mantra of the UT football program. Lose to Florida, talk about next year, lose to Florida next year, talk about next year, lose again to Florida, talk about the year after...

In the meantime-Florida owns the series lead against your joke of a program, a five game win streak over your pathetic school and FSU, 2 national titles in 3 years, a third Heisman for a Gator, an 85% win record against UGA in the last 2 decades...(takes a sip), and UF will play in the SECCG, still in the hunt for the National Title, and if Tim hit's a hot streak, the Heisman is his.

Please, go back to Volnation where the season has ended already or save these little 'gems' for next season. Your little rants for attention are getting more and more pathetic.


Retort:
That "Lose to Florida, talk about next year" train will come to a fiery wreck in Knoxville.

"ALL ABOARD"


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kcgator
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Posted September 25, 2009 10:01 AM
Seriously, if the mods don't ban this troll, I'm done with this forum.

Originally posted by P8R G8R:
Could we PLEASE stop talking about Tenn on the Gatorsports website!! PLEASE!!!

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Wearing jorts all over the world

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
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