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Originally posted by oxrageous:
Vols

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Originally posted by Alvin York:
Me thinks UM is afraid of a mudslinging contest because he'll end up looking like a fool. Meyer is out of his league in a one on one ball breaking duel.
Fear the lips and quips of the dangerous, aggressive win at all costs Lane Kiffin

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Originally posted by BSJGator:


It's more like, I'd say, Kiffin is playing someone's skin flute...

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Originally posted by Alvin York:

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Originally posted by GRBman:
Boy, that's a stretch...next thing you know Kiffin will be taking shots at Meyer saying "They've got great support"

please people, you are making Alvin's day talking about Kiffin.

And you'll make my day many days to come in the future. Kiffin has become the Hollywood celebrity of college coaches. The media stis at his feet like rock fans waiting for Aerosmith. There is a pattern here. Kiffin is starting to play urban Meyer like a Stradivarius.

I love it.

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Originally posted by PastyStoole:

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Originally posted by Alvin York:

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Originally posted by GRBman:
Boy, that's a stretch...next thing you know Kiffin will be taking shots at Meyer saying "They've got great support"

please people, you are making Alvin's day talking about Kiffin.

And you'll make my day many days to come in the future. Kiffin has become the Hollywood celebrity of college coaches. The media stis at his feet like rock fans waiting for Aerosmith. There is a pattern here. Kiffin is starting to play urban Meyer like a Stradivarius.

I love it.

Your creepy obsession and wierd hero worship of your inept but boyish looking coach is beyond gay.

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Originally posted by Alvin York:

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Originally posted by PastyStoole:

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Originally posted by Alvin York:

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Originally posted by GRBman:
Boy, that's a stretch...next thing you know Kiffin will be taking shots at Meyer saying "They've got great support"

please people, you are making Alvin's day talking about Kiffin.

And you'll make my day many days to come in the future. Kiffin has become the Hollywood celebrity of college coaches. The media stis at his feet like rock fans waiting for Aerosmith. There is a pattern here. Kiffin is starting to play urban Meyer like a Stradivarius.

I love it.

Your creepy obsession and wierd hero worship of your inept but boyish looking coach is beyond gay.

Look around you. We're not the one truly obsessed with Lane Kiffin. The threads must number in the millions. Our hyping Team Kiffin is our new best ball breaking on the GSMB. We use him like a hammer to nail the lizards to the cross they will be forced to bear after Tim Tebow

Stool Dropper

Almost all of your responses involve some kind of gay remark. That's really creepy. You know what Freud said about people like you
(German accent)
"These are the people most likely to have Judy Garland and Cher CD's in their home"
__Sigmund Freud

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Originally posted by PastyStoole:

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Originally posted by Alvin York:

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Originally posted by PastyStoole:

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Originally posted by Alvin York:

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Originally posted by GRBman:
Boy, that's a stretch...next thing you know Kiffin will be taking shots at Meyer saying "They've got great support"

please people, you are making Alvin's day talking about Kiffin.

And you'll make my day many days to come in the future. Kiffin has become the Hollywood celebrity of college coaches. The media stis at his feet like rock fans waiting for Aerosmith. There is a pattern here. Kiffin is starting to play urban Meyer like a Stradivarius.

I love it.

Your creepy obsession and wierd hero worship of your inept but boyish looking coach is beyond gay.

Look around you. We're not the one truly obsessed with Lane Kiffin. The threads must number in the millions. Our hyping Team Kiffin is our new best ball breaking on the GSMB. We use him like a hammer to nail the lizards to the cross they will be forced to bear after Tim Tebow

Stool Dropper

Almost all of your responses involve some kind of gay remark. That's really creepy. You know what Freud said about people like you
(German accent)
"These are the people most likely to have Judy Garland and Cher CD's in their home"
__Sigmund Freud

Wrong. You are the only person on this board, (including other Vol fans), who hero worships the guy to the point of an obvious crush. No one else calls him their "Prince" like you do constantly, and no one refers to him in the gushing gooey way that you do.

It's obvious that you have a crush on the guy, but here's the thing: Nobody cares. We truly don't care about your sexuality or your fantasies about boyish-looking coaches. We'd really prefer not to hear about it. It's just dull and wierd. And the fact that your knee jerk reaction when getting called out on it is always "I know you are but what am I?" playground stuff, makes it all the more obvious.

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Originally posted by Alvin York:

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Originally posted by GRBman:
Boy, that's a stretch...next thing you know Kiffin will be taking shots at Meyer saying "They've got great support"

please people, you are making Alvin's day talking about Kiffin.

And you'll make my day many days to come in the future. Kiffin has become the Hollywood celebrity of college coaches. The media stis at his feet like rock fans waiting for Aerosmith. There is a pattern here. Kiffin is starting to play urban Meyer like a Stradivarius.

I love it.

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Originally posted by Alvin York:

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Originally posted by GRBman:
Boy, that's a stretch...next thing you know Kiffin will be taking shots at Meyer saying "They've got great support"

please people, you are making Alvin's day talking about Kiffin.

And you'll make my day many days to come in the future. Kiffin has become the Hollywood celebrity of college coaches. The media stis at his feet like rock fans waiting for Aerosmith. There is a pattern here. Kiffin is starting to play urban Meyer like a Stradivarius.
More like Kiffin has become the laughing stock of the SEC. Urban has a degree in psychiatry, *********. I don't think he loses any sleep over Kiffin. All Meyer has to do while he is in bed, is roll over and look at the trophies. Kiffin, on the other hand, gets thru jacking off thinking off the trophies that never will be..................
I love it.

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Originally posted by endurall:
Face it, Yackie, we enjoy watching an obvious train wreck in progress. Sit back, for one second, and please make a sound, logical argument for why the Urbanator has ANY REASON to FEAR the Volunteers of Tennessee?

Urban Meyer will still be our coach next year. Compare YOUR coach to ours using reason and logic, tell me why the Florida Gators HAVE NO CHANCE at Neyland Stadium next year?

You may get to brag about a great recruiting class, rightly attributable to Loquacious Kantankerous and the new Tennessee staff, but you still have to play the Gators on the gridiron.

And, regarding recruiting, with some obvious hiccups, the Tennessee staff is obviously utilizing their recruits early. So, the recruiting battle of note will be the early enrollees that participate in Spring Ball. Key "marker" there is whether or not Tennessee brings in a QB as an early enrollee. If not, you have VERY LITTLE to look forward to next year. Even the Kantankerous one knows that running on every down against the Gators is a scenario of foreboding doom.

So, all eyes and EARS (unfortunately, sputum will be what Knoxville is famous for as long as this staff remains) are on the Volunteer recruiting of a QB that will be there for Spring ball. What say you about Tyler Bray?

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Originally posted by redrain:
Wow, Judy Garland and Cher... that's what you're coming back with, York? This from a nerd behind a computer who writes fantasy scripts and raps for a coach he will never meet and that will never give two craps about you.

You're amazing, and the fact that you -searched for a picture of Liberace or had one saved on your hard drive leads me to hope that the local law enforcement searches your hard drive for other questionable items. You seem like the type to own a panel van and drive slowly through neighborhoods with small kids offering candy and the likes. Usually, you expect Vol fans to only be a bit slow, but not as sick and perverted as you. It's starting to make sense.

By the way, your reference to Cher and Judy Garland and Liberace...at least our coach doesn't think a wardrobe change helps our chances of winning and changes at half time. Maybe Layla's really a lesbian and thought Lane was one too. His lack of a ***** supports that equation.

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Originally posted by Alvin York:

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Originally posted by PastyStoole:

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Originally posted by Alvin York:

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Originally posted by PastyStoole:

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Originally posted by Alvin York:

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Originally posted by GRBman:
Boy, that's a stretch...next thing you know Kiffin will be taking shots at Meyer saying "They've got great support"

please people, you are making Alvin's day talking about Kiffin.

And you'll make my day many days to come in the future. Kiffin has become the Hollywood celebrity of college coaches. The media stis at his feet like rock fans waiting for Aerosmith. There is a pattern here. Kiffin is starting to play urban Meyer like a Stradivarius.

I love it.

Your creepy obsession and wierd hero worship of your inept but boyish looking coach is beyond gay.

Look around you. We're not the one truly obsessed with Lane Kiffin. The threads must number in the millions. Our hyping Team Kiffin is our new best ball breaking on the GSMB. We use him like a hammer to nail the lizards to the cross they will be forced to bear after Tim Tebow

Stool Dropper

Almost all of your responses involve some kind of gay remark. That's really creepy. You know what Freud said about people like you
(German accent)
"These are the people most likely to have Judy Garland and Cher CD's in their home"
__Sigmund Freud

Wrong. You are the only person on this board, (including other Vol fans), who hero worships the guy to the point of an obvious crush. No one else calls him their "Prince" like you do constantly, and no one refers to him in the gushing gooey way that you do.

It's obvious that you have a crush on the guy, but here's the thing: Nobody cares. We truly don't care about your sexuality or your fantasies about boyish-looking coaches. We'd really prefer not to hear about it. It's just dull and wierd. And the fact that your knee jerk reaction when getting called out on it is always "I know you are but what am I?" playground stuff, makes it all the more obvious.

Stool boy

Using Kiffin we play you lizards like a Stradivarius. You'e so dumb you keep coming back for more

You can yap all you want I still stay this is the Stool all dressed up for a night on the town
By the way what kind of gang signs are you flashing ?

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Originally posted by redrain:
Baahahahaha, brain drain, baaahahahaha, you're hilarious! Oh...need...to...catch...my...breath...

Bahhhahahhaha.

Now that that's out of my system, back to your avoidance of most of my statements to go back to your celebration of moral victories. For you, it's almost won, almost graduated, almost lost your virginity (your hand or your sister doesn't count, contrary to popular Tennessee belief), almost had something that mattered to Florida fans this year. If you are looking to next year this much, it only means one thing-YOUR SEASON IS OVER! The UF/UT game was over by the third quarter and the only thing that kept the game from being a repeat of 08's 30-6 win was a mercy fumble. If anything, Lane was playing to keep it close. Just like the Alabama game. Amazingly, Lincoln's quad was injured after the 2nd kick blocked by Cody. Lane just wanted it to look close. Mmmmm, those moral victories must be gratifying.

No matter how much you think you or your Vols matter to Florida, your program is a joke now. There's no dignity or respect owed to a team that has lost 5 in a row to UF, or a racist coach who has no qualms about lying, or thinks a loss is still a victory.

Now go back to writing poems about your man-crush Lame Kiffin. I'm sure the next picture you post will be a tramp-stamp tattoo of Lame's face across your lower back. At least that way the trucker's you solicit at gas stations will have a target.

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Originally posted by redrain:
Baahahahaha, brain drain, baaahahahaha, you're hilarious! Oh...need...to...catch...my...breath...

Bahhhahahhaha.

Now that that's out of my system, back to your avoidance of most of my statements to go back to your celebration of moral victories. For you, it's almost won, almost graduated, almost lost your virginity (your hand or your sister doesn't count, contrary to popular Tennessee belief), almost had something that mattered to Florida fans this year. If you are looking to next year this much, it only means one thing-YOUR SEASON IS OVER! The UF/UT game was over by the third quarter and the only thing that kept the game from being a repeat of 08's 30-6 win was a mercy fumble. If anything, Lane was playing to keep it close. Just like the Alabama game. Amazingly, Lincoln's quad was injured after the 2nd kick blocked by Cody. Lane just wanted it to look close. Mmmmm, those moral victories must be gratifying.

No matter how much you think you or your Vols matter to Florida, your program is a joke now. There's no dignity or respect owed to a team that has lost 5 in a row to UF, or a racist coach who has no qualms about lying, or thinks a loss is still a victory.

Now go back to writing poems about your man-crush Lame Kiffin. I'm sure the next picture you post will be a tramp-stamp tattoo of Lame's face across your lower back. At least that way the trucker's you solicit at gas stations will have a target.

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Originally posted by endurall:
Gee, Yackie, let me get this straight. You will win because we no longer have Tim Tebow, you hate us SO MUCH that the EMOTION will defeat us, and a new coach will TALK us into a tattered frenzy?

This discussion is meaningless at this time.

1. We, both UF and Tennessee, do not yet know what Junior talent we will sacrifice to the Big Enchilada League of Mula, Mula, Mula. Until 4 pieces of information are known:

A. Who leaves, who stays.
B. Which recruits come to school early.
C. Overall recruiting, needs filled, talent, playmakers, immediate impact guys, etc.
D. Which coaches leave, stay.

We will not be able to have a worthwhile discussion on the real tangible aspects of next year's contest at Neyland.

We could discuss the unlikely "pretend" scenario of neither team losing any juniors and look at the current "verbally committed" recruits. Even that is too spurious to do at this time. But, in that vain, if we bring back Haden, the Pounceys, Dunlap, and Alex Hernandez we have a veteran team that Tennessee will be FEARING and the us Gators licking our chops for that game next year.

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Originally posted by soloredd:
The Vols lost to UCLA. UCLA. At home, in mighty Neyland Stadium.