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Freshman Gator
Registered: November 30, 2008
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saw where one of my competitors stole one of my clients. This really made me angry so I went to his office and tried to gouge his eyes out. I'm out on $10,000 bond for battery, and I will probably serve a few months in prison. Luckily I get to keep my job. Boss told me to take a half day off to think about what I had done.
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This should be good.


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My 0-3 predictions today are just a microcosm of the many, many predictions and baseless claims I make on here on an all too regular basis. I like to say stupid things and try to build up other programs as being better than the Gators just to try to be an ass. I do all these things because I am a jealous little punk who has entirely too much time on my hands. I can't admit that my team sux and that the team I hate has been the class of college football for the past 4 years. It eats my guts out so I have to play this stupid passive aggressive game in order to provide some type of salve to my sucking wounds.

It's all about The U...always has been, always will be.



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From the entire Gator Nation: BITE ME!


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Registered: February 17, 2008
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Gee, that's really good Julie. How many hours did it take to come up with that little jewel of a story?


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Originally posted by JulesWinfield:
saw where one of my competitors stole one of my clients. This really made me angry so I went to his office and tried to gouge his eyes out. I'm out on $10,000 bond for battery, and I will probably serve a few months in prison. Luckily I get to keep my job. Boss told me to take a half day off to think about what I had done.


I want to gouge your eyes out
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only 1/2 a day? You must be sleeping with your boss huh? Laugh


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I don't even care how pathetic it sounds: I'd rather the Canez lose more games than see UF win another national title at this point. 2010 is coming no matter what so what does it even matter what happens in 2009 at this point?

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Nah, he isn't sleeping with the boss, he's a buttsniffer.


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Originally posted by CarolinaMtnGator:
Nah, he isn't sleeping with the boss, he's a buttsniffer.


i learned from Urban. he told me that if i put my nose in someones butt then i can pretty much get away with anything
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